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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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sheeriosnotcheerios:

red tour memories (credit to @allaroundtaylor on twitter)

shitshilarious:

unfollowfriday:

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

Tyra is all like, “jail, fashion capital of the WORLD”

Did she shoplift all of it out on her face

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yo stranger you and your bf are real cute just sayin.... :)

Yo stranger, thanks! Text me sometime doh :)( *hands emoji* *watermelon emoji*

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" Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’ "

- Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

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